I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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