Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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