I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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