Taylor Swift is so right about you.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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