guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
