i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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