Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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