You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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