That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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