How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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