So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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