Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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