i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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