I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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