Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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