The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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