He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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