benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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