fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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