Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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