Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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