Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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