in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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