you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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