Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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