DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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