No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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