i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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