Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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