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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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(573): View more from Missouri

i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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(313): View more from Michigan

Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.

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(708): View more from Illinois

He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck

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(858): View more from California

The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.

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(631): View more from New York

There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!

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(253): View more from Washington

Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?

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