She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
