He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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