We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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