we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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