You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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