If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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