My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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