A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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