Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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