What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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