After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
