it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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