NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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