haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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