Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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