Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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