Did you just see the Batmobile???
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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