Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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