I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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