Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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