Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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