Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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