So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
did i walk over a car last night?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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