that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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she smelled like a LAN party
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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