I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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