love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am puke
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
