My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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